一、男人酒后话多；女人婚后话多。
A man drunk words； A woman married words。
二、男人爱面子，女人爱名声。
Men face saving， women love the reputation。
三、可以量深浅的爱情是贫乏的。
It can be measured depth of love is poor。
四、男人心累，女人身累。
A man heart tired， the person tired。
五、平等的爱情是最牢固的纽带。
Love is the strongest bond equal。
六、男人忘我地投入；女人投入得忘我。
A man who investment； A woman into a badge。
七、爱情使人心的憧憬升华到至善之境。
Love makes the heart imagine sublimation to good。
八、爱情是心灵和心灵撞击产生的火花。
Love is the heart and the heart collision sparks。
九、男人是情场上的猎手，女人是情场上的猎物。
Man is in love hunter， the woman is in love。
一零、男人下班爱溜达，女人下班忙回家。
Men love around work， women busy home from work。
一一、女人爱说梦话；男人爱说脏话。
Women love to say talk in a dream； Men love swearing。
一二、男人害怕长得矮，女人害怕长得胖。
A man afraid of short， women are afraid to grow fat。
一三、每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。
Each bath at the touch of love everyone becomes a poet。
一四、男人往往为钱所困，女人往往为情所困。
Men are often trapped by money， women often trapped by love。
一五、我们可以忘记这世间一切，可爱情却是例外的。
We can forget all the world， but love was an exception。
一六、男人害怕失去自由，女人害怕失去保护。
A man afraid to lose freedom， women fear of losing protection。
一七、爱情是发生在两个人之间的一种共同的经验。
Love is in a kind of common experience between two people。
一八、女人再婚是为了赌气；男人再婚是为了碰运气。
Women remarried to anger； Man marries again for luck。
一九、漂亮的女人对男人而言是奢侈的消费品。
A beautiful woman is a luxury consumer goods for men。
二零、从眼睛流露出来的爱情比较不容易造假！
The eyes are less likely to fake the outpouring of love！
二一、男人愤怒时揍老婆，女人撒娇时捶老公。
Man angry beat wife， woman pettish beats the husband。
二二、男人撒谎时一本正经，女人撒谎时东张西望。
When men lie serious， women lie look in all directions。
二三、心灵不在它生活的地方，但在它所爱的地方。
The soul is not where it lives， but where it loves。
二四、失恋失去的只是爱的对象，而不是爱情本身。
Lost that love is the object of love， not love itself。
二五、男人的通行证是能力；女人的通行证是面容。
Man's passport is ability； The pass of a woman face。
二六、男人的痛苦又叹息汇成，女人的痛苦由眼泪汇成。
Men of painful and sigh， women suffering fed by tears。
二七、爱情里没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁。
Love have no who sorry who， only who don't know to cherish who。
二八、爱情一旦成为了习惯，就会一辈子也摆脱不了的。
Once love has become a habit， you will never get rid of。
二九、男人害怕问工资，女人害怕问年龄。
A man who is afraid of asking wages， a woman who is afraid of asking age。
三零、爱情埋在心灵深处，并不是住在双唇之间。
Love is buried deep in the heart， not live in between lips。
三一、男人购物时往往冲动，女人购物时往往心动。
Men often impulsive when shopping， women tend to move when shopping。
三二、女人应该有丰满的胸脯；男人应该有丰满的腰包。
A woman should have full breasts； Man should have a full wallet。
三三、男人羡慕同性口袋里的钱，女人羡慕同性身上的曲线。
Men envy gay pocket money， women envied gay body curve。
三四、女人因为愚蠢而善良；男人因为善良而愚蠢。
Women because of stupidity and kind； Because the man kind and stupid。
三五、女人习惯把赌注押在爱情上；男人习惯把赌注押在婚姻上。
Women used to bet on love； Men used to bet on the marriage。
三六、女人特有的气质要比先天的美貌更夺男人心魄。
Women unique temperament to seize the man sit more than innate beauty。
三七、脸上的快乐，别人看得到，心里的痛又有谁能感觉到？
The face of the happy， others see， heart pain and who can feel？
三八、爱情不是轰轰烈烈的誓言，而是平平淡淡的陪伴。
Love is not a magnificent and victorious oath， but flatly light company。
三九、当我对你越来越礼貌时，我们或许就越来越陌生了。
When I to you more and more polite， we might be more and more strange。
四零、婚姻如同穿鞋，舒服不舒服，只有脚知道。
Marriage is like wearing shoes， comfortable or not comfortable， only the feet know。
四一、男人为人处事往往意气用事，女人为人处事往往感情用事。
Man people skills are often impulsive， often emotional people skills。
四二、男人没赚到钱时女人着急；男人赚到钱时女人后悔。
The man didn't earn money when women worry； Men earn money when the woman regret。
四三、男人的爱情如果不专一，那他和任何女人在一起都会感到幸福。
Man's love if you don't fully， that he will feel happy with any woman。
四四、男人打扮是为了显示身份，女人打扮是为了现实漂亮。
Men dress up is to show identity， women dress is beautiful to reality。
四五、每想你一次，天上飘落一粒沙，从此形成了撒哈拉。
Every miss you once， the sky falls a grain of sand， and formed the Sahara。
四六、结局和过程都有了，再去纠缠，连自己都觉得贪婪。
Outcome and process are， again to entwine， connect oneself feel greedy。
四七、我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not because of who you are， but who I am when I am with you。
四八、女人失去了爱情会觉得很空；男人获取了爱情却觉得很累。
The woman lost love will feel very empty； Men get love but feel very tired。
四九、一个女孩爱上一个男子的时候，决不会看出他的缺点来。
When a girl fall in love with a man， will never see his shortcomings。
五零、男人流泪人们会认为软弱；女人流泪人们会产生怜悯。
A man tears， people will think is weak； People will pity women shed tears。
五一、男人痛苦的时候无话可说，女人愤怒的时候啥话都说。
Men pain have nothing to say， the woman angry what words are said。
五二、旋转木马是最残忍的游戏，彼此追逐却有永恒的距离。
Carousel is the most cruel game， chase each other but have eternal distance。
五三、选择好男人需要方法，在尚未抓到诀窍前只要学会说“不”！
Method to choose a good man， before has not yet caught the trick as long as learn to say "no"！
五四、一只眼睛里闪烁着爱的光芒，而另一只眼睛却燃烧着自私的欲火。
A eyes flashing the light of love， and the other eye is selfish desire fire burning。
五五、当你对一个没有感觉了，你会找到许多理由不去爱他。
When you are a have no feeling， you will find many reasons not to love him。
五六、女人对男人往往会朝思暮想；男人对女人往往会朝秦暮楚。
Women to men tend to go； Men have about women tend to be short-term commitment。
五七、别等到错过后才去后悔，别等到失去后才想挽回。
Don't wait until miss to regret it， don't wait until after losing to want to save。
五八、爱，原来是没有名字的，在相遇之前等待的，就是它的名字。
Love， originally is no name， waiting before meeting， that's the name of it。
五九、男人有外遇是因为冲动；女人有外遇是因为无聊。
Men have an affair because impulse； A woman was having an affair because of boredom。
六零、爱情是一场青春的赌注，败者将一无所有，我们都输不起。
Love is a youth bet， the loser will be nothing at all， we can't afford to lose。
六一、男人喜欢女人的眼神天真无邪，女人喜欢男人的眼神深邃莫测。
Look in the eyes of innocent man likes a woman， a woman like a man's deep eyes。
六二、真正的爱，就是愿为对方付出一切，而不求任何回报。
True love， is willing to give everything for each other， not for anything in return。
六三、摧残爱情的方式很多，不过连根拔起的狂风暴雨，却是借钱。
There are many ways to trample upon love uprooted storm， however， is to borrow money。
六四、世界上没有不会做家事的男人，只有不愿做家事的丈夫！
No won't do housework man in this world， only don't want to do the housework husband！
六五、爱情有吸引力，婚姻有约束力。想要逃离两者只会白费力。
Binding love attractive， marriage。 Want to escape from the two will only fish in the air。
六六、婚姻是难度最高的爱情，因为必须边啃面包边谈它！
Marriage is the difficulty of the highest love， because have to talk about it while eating bread！
六七、男人读到博士是因为智商低，女人读到博士是因为情商低。
Men because of the low IQ， Dr Read women read Dr。 Because emotional intelligence is low。
六八、爱情，就像咖啡，苦中有甜，甜中带苦，令人回味无穷。
In love， like coffee， bitter sweet， sweet in the bitter， aftertaste making a person is boundless。
六九、真正的爱情不是占有，而是无私的付出，是时刻为对方着想。
True love is not possession， but selfless paying， is to think of each other all the time。
七零、有自信的女人不是自大，自信是相信，也只有相信才会幸福。
Confident woman is not arrogance， self-confidence is believe， only believe that to be happy。
七一、人的一生中最要紧的发现自己，而在婚姻中则是被人所发现。
What matters most in your life find themselves，and is to be found in the marriage。
七二、你曾经不被人所爱，你才会珍惜将来那个爱你的人。
You have not loved with all his/her being， you will cherish the person who love you in the future。
七三、好的感情，婚姻一定是双赢，而不是单方面的牺牲和成全。
Good feelings， marriage must be a win-win situation， rather than unilateral sacrifice and perfected。
七四、男人往往抵挡不住酒的**，女人往往抵挡不住花的吸引。
Men tend to resist the temptation to resist wine， women are often able to withstand the flowers attract。
七五、四十岁前女人有换老公的冲动；四十岁后男人有换老婆的冲动。
Before the age of 四零 women in husband's impulse； After forty years old man have in his wife's impulse。
七六、诗人常说爱情是盲目的，但不盲目的爱究竟更健全、更可靠。
Poets often say love is blind， but not blind love， after all， more perfect and more reliable。
七七、结婚是爱情的坟墓，但是如果不结婚，爱情就死无葬身之地。
Marriage is the grave of love， but if you don't get married， love is dead have no resting-place。
七八、男人与老婆吵架时往往大动干戈，女人与老公吵架时往往哭骂无常。
Man and wife quarrel often interdependent， a woman with a husband quarrel often cry to scold。
七九、男人主动吻女人是突发事件；女人主动吻男人是预谋事件。
Men take the initiative to kiss women are emergencies； Women take the initiative to kiss a man is premeditated。
八零、爱情是一种饮料：一个人饮苦！两个人饮甜！三个人饮酸！
Love is a kind of drink， a traditionalists drink bitter！ Two traditionalists drink sweet！ Three traditionalists drink sour！
八一、男人的职位越高老婆心理越踏实，女人的权利越大老公心理越空虚。
The higher the position a man's wife psychological more steadfast， the greater a woman's right to a husband psychological emptiness。