一、想不付出任何代价而得到幸福，那是神话。
It is a myth that it is not a price to pay for it。
二、离别使爱情热烈，相逢则使它牢固。
Absence makes love warm， and it will make it firm。
三、女人的一生就是一部爱情的历史。
Woman's life is a love of history。
四、一切都以恋爱开始，以结婚结束。
Everything begins with love and ends with marriage。
五、领赡养费的行为是合法的勒索。
The behavior of the collar is a legal blackmail。
六、我们手里的金钱是保持自由的一种工具。
Money in our hands is a tool to keep it free。
七、太太最好的伴侣是先生，先生的最好的伴侣是自己。
The best partner of his wife is mr。
八、你明白，人的一生，既不是人们想象的那么好，也不是那么坏。
You know， people's life is not as good as people think， it's not so bad。
九、你想成为幸福的人吗？但愿你首先学会吃得起苦。
Do you want to be a happy person？ I hope you learn to eat first。
一零、人们所努力追求的庸俗的目标，财产、虚荣、奢侈的生活，我总觉得都是可鄙的。
People pursuit vulgar， property， vanity， luxury， have always seemed to me contemptible。
一一、建筑在别人痛苦上的幸福不是真正的幸福。
Construction in other people's happiness is not true happiness。
一二、人真正的完美不在于他拥有什么，而在于他是什么。
The true perfection of man is not in what he has， but in what he is。
一三、人类是唯一会脸红的动物，或是唯一该脸红的动物。
Humans are the only animals that are going to be red， or the only animal to which it is。
一四、习惯就是习惯，谁也不能将其扔出窗外，只能一步一步地引下楼。
Habit is habit， no one can throw it out of the window， but coaxed downstairs a step。
一五、人生并非游戏，因此，我们并没有权利只凭自己的意愿放弃它。
Life is not a game， so we don't have the right to give it up。
一六、要是爱情不允许彼此之间有所差异，那么为什么世界上到处都有差异呢？
If love does not allow for differences between each other， then why the world is full of differences？
一七、短暂的离别会促进爱情，长久的分离却会将它扼杀。
A short separation can promote love， but it will be a long time of separation。
一八、爱情是一首美好的歌，但它不容易谱写成功。
Love is a beautiful song， but it is not easy to write a success。
一九、爱情就像财富，有赖于命运之轮，它始终处于剧烈的上下颠簸之中。
Love is like wealth， it depends on the wheel of fortune， it is always in a rough and bumpy。
二零、一旦爱情得到了满足，他人魅力也就荡然无存了。
When love is satisfied， others will charm you all gone。
二一、爱情对于男人不过是身外之物，对于女人却是整个生命。
Love is just something for a man， for the woman's whole life。
二二、爱情是女人一生的历史，而只是男人一生中的一段插曲。
Love is the history of a woman's life， but only one of the episodes in a man's life。
二三、在没有找到另一个情人之前，现在的情人永远是最好的。
Now the lover is always the best。
二四、结婚等于：爱恋矛盾愚蠢，然后再加根号。
Marriage： love is equal to the contradiction of stupid， then add the root。
二五、如果你冀求一个光明的婚姻，就千万别在黑暗中选择女孩。
If you need a bright marriage， don't choose a girl in the dark。
二六、人第一次恋爱，为的是爱情；以后的几次，都只是为了新鲜及比较。
The first love， for the love， after a few times， are just for the sake of fresh and comparison。
二七、婚姻如同一部了无新意却又一再重播的老旧电视影集。
Marriage is like a nothing new but repeatedly replay old TV series。
二八、每个女人一生中至少有一次会穿上白色的实验袍，那就是结婚礼服。
Every woman has at least one white experiment in her life。
二九、婚姻只是一种打赌，赌谁会先不爱对方。
Marriage is just a bet， who will not love each other。
三零、大部分的女人都可以对看，只有极少部分的女人才可以对谈。
Most of the women were allowed to see， only a few women can talk。
三一、大公司没效率，小公司没效益。
Big companies are not efficient， small companies have no benefit。
三二、已婚男子是：为了每一个美丽的可能，会被太太掏空自己的钱包。
The married man is： for every beautiful， empty your wallet will be mrs。
三三、女人不喜欢善良的男人，因为善良的男人必定乏味无比。
Women do not like the kind of man， because the kind of man must be boring。
三四、女人购物要点：绝不让先生钱包里的钱剩下到会令自己遗憾的数目。
Woman shopping Essentials： never let the money in the wallet to make their own regret。
三五、结婚的原因是来电，离婚的原因是短路。
Marriage is the reason for the call， the cause of the divorce is a short circuit。
三六、真正能使女人成为别人老婆的不是父母，而是年龄。
Really can make a woman to become a wife is not a parent， but age。
三七、完美的婚姻，就是忠实的女人配老实的男人。
Perfect marriage， is a faithful woman with honest man。
三八、不要希望既扮演好情人角色，又扮演好老婆角色，因为这违反公平交易法。
Don't want both play a good lover， and play a good wife role， because it violated the law even bargain。
三九、惟一能打断老婆说话的人，是丈母娘。
The only person who can break his wife's speech is in the mother-in-law。
四零、试述现代派爱情与好莱坞电影恋情之不同，后者的服装及布景比较高级。
Try the modern love affair with Hollywood movies， and set the more advanced clothing。
四一、婚姻是：人类在不知如何浪费生命的状态下想出来的最有效的一招。
Marriage is the most effective way to think about how to waste life。
四二、太太需要丈夫的一切，除了丈夫本身。
The wife needs all her husband， except her husband。
四三、爱情像双翼蝴蝶，婚姻是它孵出来的毛毛虫。
Love is like butterfly wings， marriage is it hatched caterpillars。
四四、你不挑剔婚姻，婚姻就会挑剔你。
You don't pick up marriage， marriage will be critical of you。
四五、古人是精诚所至，金石为开，今人上金石所至，精诚为开。
There is a stone， the Faith moves mountains， to the people， sincerely for the opening。
四六、首先是最崇高的思想，其次才是金钱；光有金钱而没有最崇高的思想的社会是会崩溃的。
First is the most noble thought， the second is the money； the light has the money and no the most noble idea of the society will collapse。
四七、如果痛苦换来的是结识真理、坚持真理，就应自觉的欣然承受，那时，也只有那时，痛苦才将化为幸福。
If the pain in return is to get to know the truth， to insist on the truth， it should be consciously gladly bear， then， only then， the pain will be happy。
四八、严肃的人的幸福，并不在于风流、娱乐与欢笑这种种轻佻的伴侣，而在于坚忍与刚毅。
The happiness of a serious man， is not romantic， entertainment and laughter this kind of frivolous companions， but in the perseverance and fortitude。
四九、快乐没有本来就是坏的，但是有些快乐的产生者却带来了比快乐大许多倍的烦扰。
Happiness is not inherently bad， but some joyful production has brought many times more disturbing than happy。
五零、幸福的斗争不论它是如何的艰难，它并不是一种痛苦，而是快乐，不是悲剧的，而只是戏剧的。
The struggle for happiness， however hard it is， is not a pain， but a pleasure， not a tragedy， but a play。
五一、每个人身上都有一口泉眼，不断喷涌出生命、活力、爱情。如果不为它挖沟疏导，它就会把周围的土地变成沼泽。
Everyone has a spring， constantly spewing out of life， vitality， love。 If it is not a grooming， it will put the surrounding land into a swamp。
五二、既然真理和坚贞均告徒劳，既然爱情、痛苦和理智的力量都不能将其说服，那么就让榜样作为儆戒吧！
Since truth and constancy are futile， since love， pain， and rational power can convince the， then make an example as a warning！
五三、爱情是心中的暴君；它使理智不明，判断不清；它不听劝告，径直朝痴狂的方向奔去。
Love is the heart of the tyrant； it makes rational judgment is not clear； it is unknown， do not listen to advice， direction and ran straight crazy。
五四、爱情是个变幻莫测的家伙，它渴望得到一切，却几乎对一切都感到不满。
Love is a change unpredictably guy， it is eager to get everything， but on almost everything dissatisfied。
五五、女人分结婚的女人与不结婚的两种，男人分自愿结婚与被迫结婚的两种。
Two kinds of women who are married or not， they are divided into two types of voluntary marriage and forced marriage。
五六、女人会为每一个男人留着一扇机会的大门，但可不会给每一个男人一把机会大门的钥匙。
A woman will have a chance to have a chance for every man， but it will not give every man the key to the door。
五七、婚姻如同上吊，别以为绳索一拉双脚腾空，就很快结束。事实上，你还得经历一段挣扎，抽搐，窒息，才能到达平静的阶段。
Marriage is like a rope hanging， don't think your feet vacated， will soon end。 In fact， you have to go through a period of struggle， convulsions， suffocation， to reach the stage of quiet。
五八、穿掘着灵魂的深处，使人受了精神底苦刑而得到创伤，又即从这得伤和养伤和愈合中，得到苦的涤除，而上了苏生的路。
Burrowing with the depths of the soul， make the person from the bottom of the spirit of torture and trauma， again from this was injured and sidelined and healing， bitter purged， and anabiosis。
五九、谦卑并不意味着多顾他人少顾自己，也不意味着承认自己是个无能之辈，而是意味着从根本上把自己置之度外。
Humility does not mean much to others less for himself， nor does it mean that admits he is an incompetent generation， but it does mean that fundamentally the themselves indifferent。
六零、爱情是耗尽锐气的**，爱情是置意志于一炬的火焰，爱情是把人骗入泥潭的诱饵，爱情将剧毒抹在命运之神的箭上。
Love is a depletion in the spirit of the passion， love is the flame of the torch to kill will， love is the person into the quagmire of bait， love will be highly wipe on the arrows in the God of destiny。