一、你怎么回事啊?
What's your problem?
二、每次我梦见你，就会被吓醒。
Every time I dream of you, I'm scared to wake up.
三、你你走过的地方连猪都不愿意去。
You don't want to go anywhere you go.
四、你的长相把我网速都拖慢了。
Your appearance has slowed my speed.
五、世上没有后悔药，只有老鼠药。
There is no regret medicine, only the rat.
六、你的长相看起来很困难。
Your face looks very difficult.
七、你搞得一团糟！
Look at the mess you've made!
八、别发牢骚!
Don't whine!
九、不把你打出屎来算你拉的干净。
Don't you play shit to count you pull the clean.
一零、我们完了!
We're done!
一一、你气死我了。
You pass me off.
一二、成事不足、败事有余。
You, spoil everything.
一三、人生苦短，为何如此骚包性感。
So, why so sexy sexy.
一四、你知道现在都几点吗？
Do you know what time it is?
一五、我蠢，不是你我早就当警司了。
I am not stupid, I had the police when you.
一六、你会后悔的。
You'll regret it.
一七、就你这张嘴都可以熏死一个人。
This is your mouth can killing a person.
一八、你长得挺有创意，活得挺有勇气。
You have to be very creative, live quite have the courage.
一九、别自以为是。
Don't be conceited.
二零、男人靠的住，母猪能上树!
Men depend on live, sow the tree!
二一、滚开!
Get the hell out of here!
二二、从我面前消失!
Get out of my face.
二三、就你好！细的跟根儿牙签似的。
Just hello! Fine with the root toothpicks.
二四、我永远都不会饶恕你！
I'll never forgive you!
二五、你要是鲜花，牛都不敢拉稀了。
If you flowers, cattle are not diarrhea.
二六、你太过分了。
You have crossed the line!
二七、别以为你是狗就可以乱咬人！
Don't think you're a dog!
二八、我恨你！
I hate you！
二九、你怎么可以这样说？
How can you say that?
三零、去死吧！
Go to hell！
三一、臭**，不要脸，寡妇。
Bitch, shameless, widow.
三二、你真丢人！
You're a disgrace.
三三、长得真有创意，活得真有勇气！
Grow really creative, live really have the courage to live!
三四、你早上拿妇炎洁刷的呀吧！
You take the morning brush Ah Fu Yan Jie!
三五、我肺都快要气炸了!
I'm about to explode!
三六、祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙。
I wish you said of a couple die without descendants.
三七、你干嘛用**挡住脸啊！
Why do you use the buttocks to block the face ah!
三八、时间不知不觉，我们后知后觉！
Time imperceptibly, we see!
三九、少跟我罗嗦。
Get off my back.
四零、你是坨屎都没人想踩。
You are shit nobody want to step on.
四一、我感觉神经末梢有点长。
I'm feeling a little bit longer in the nerve endings.
四二、你可真是活在裆下啊！
You can really live in the crotch!
四三、太不公平了。
It's unfair!
四四、你他妈的就是一砣屎，你他妈的什么也不是！
You fucking is a mound of shit, you fucking what is not!
四五、谢谢你让我见识了**的真面目。
Thank you for let me see the true face of bitch.
四六、看看你都做了些什么！
Just look at what you've done!
四七、贱人那么多，你可真是够突出的。
Bitch so much, you are really really outstanding.
四八、你长得下不为例，以后不准再犯。
You have not, never again.
四九、你永远都是只有唱独角戏的命！
You'll always be the one to sing a solo show!
五零、别跟我胡扯。
Don't give me your nonsense.
五一、和蟑螂共存活的超个体。
Super individual surviving with cockroaches.
五二、你活着浪费空气、死了浪费土地。
You live a waste of air, a waste of land.
五三、你穿上我的皮袍坐下就是藏獒。
You put on my coat and sat down is the Tibetan mastiff.
五四、走自己的路，让猫和狗说去吧。
Go your own way, let the cat and the dog say.
五五、连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保。
Even the sun is not enough to lose the sun.
五六、你真粗心。
You're so careless.
五七、管好你自己的事!
Mind your own business!
五八、天被熬亮了。
It was lit up.