一、只剩下一根烟了，还有一整夜要过。
There's only one cigarette left. There's a whole night to go.
二、你们发现没，优秀的人普遍单身。
You see, the best people are single.
三、每个人，都有一个世界，安静而孤独。
Everyone has a world, quiet and lonely.
四、如果事与愿违，就相信上帝一定另有安排。
If it doesn't work out as you wish, believe that God has a different plan.
五、一个人我至少干净利落，想堕落就堕落。
A person I at least clean, want to degenerate on the depravity.
六、分开后，记得我的好或者记得我就好。
After separation, just remember me or remember me.
七、有一种单身，只是为了等待一个人。
There is a single, just to wait for a person.
八、你家要养狗吗？单身的那种！
Do you want a dog? Single!
九、优秀的人普遍单身别问我为什么优秀任性。
Good people are generally single don't ask me why I'm good willed.
一零、我一定也是某个人翘首以盼的惊喜。
I must be someone's surprise.
一一、原以为今年不用过了，哪知道还是一个人。
I didn't think it would be used this year. I don't know if I was alone.
一二、早已看透世态炎凉，却没料到人心险恶。
I have seen through the world, but I didn't expect that people were dangerous.
一三、我最可爱！可可爱爱没人爱。
I'm the cutest! But lovely love no one loves.
一四、说好一起做单身狗，你却偷偷撩了猫。
Say to be a single dog together, but you secretly flirt with the cat.
一五、如果最后能在一起，晚点也真的无所谓。
If we can be together in the end, it really doesn't matter if we are late.
一六、孤身享受安静的每一天。
Enjoy every quiet day alone.
一七、我身上只有草莓味不会有酸臭味。
I don't smell sour except strawberry.
一八、主动选择孤独，是因为对人性的失望吧。
Choose to be lonely, because of the disappointment of human nature.
一九、谢谢你青睐有加，不过我一个人惯了。
Thank you for your favor, but I'm used to it alone.
二零、一个人怕孤单，两个人怕辜负。
One is afraid of loneliness, two are afraid of disappointment.
二一、希望你不后悔认识我，也是真的快乐过。
I hope you don't regret knowing me, and you are really happy.
二二、感情这东西太磨人，也许我适合孤老吧。
Love is too abrasive. Maybe I'm suitable for loneliness.
二三、平平无奇的单身小天才。
Ordinary single genius.
二四、或许是我自己太有意思，无需他人陪。
Maybe I am too interesting to be accompanied by others.
二五、哪里会有人喜欢孤独，不过是不喜欢失望。
No one likes to be lonely, but they don't like disappointment.
二六、一般长得好看的人都是单身的，例如我。
Generally good-looking people are single, such as me.
二七、这个季节很干净，没有故事，没有你。
This season is clean, no story, no you.
二八、今天我和她分手了，柷我单身快乐吧。
Today, I broke up with her. I'm happy to be single.
二九、记住该记住的、忘记该忘记的。
Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten.
三零、取悦别人远不如快乐自己，宁可孤独。
It's better to be lonely than to be happy.
三一、问世间情人节为何物，直叫人虐死单身狗。
Ask the world what Valentine's Day is, call a person to abuse a single dog.
三二、你走了真好，不然总担心你要走。
It's nice of you to leave, or you'll always worry about leaving.
三三、其实你不用这么冷淡，我也没想过要纠缠。
In fact, you don't need to be so cold. I didn't want to pester you.
三四、比起忽冷忽热的陪伴孤独更让人踏实。
Compared with the cold and hot company of loneliness is more practical.
三五、对于心动，我只想隔岸观火。
For the heart, I just want to watch the fire from the shore.
三六、单身，是因为心里有人，撑不下第二个人。
Being single is because someone in my heart can't support the second person.
三七、其实，单身久了真的会让人上瘾。
In fact, being single for a long time is really addictive.
三八、我野蛮生长，是自己的月亮。
I grew up savagely, my own moon.
三九、我想我会一直孤单，就这样孤单一辈子。
I think I'll always be alone, just like this all my life.
四零、你们才是单身狗，老子叫孤狼。
You are the single dog. My name is lone wolf.
四一、总要允许有人错过你才能赶上最好的相遇。
Always allow someone to miss you to catch the best meeting.
四二、谁与年少比轻狂，敢把爱情作天长。
Who and young than frivolous, dare to love for heaven.
四三、享受高质量的单身生活。
Enjoy a high quality single life.
四四、现在颜值高的反而都单身，比如我。
Now those with high beauty value are all single, such as me.
四五、狗活到你这年龄早没了，你应该是单身龟。
Dogs don't live to your age. You should be a single turtle.
四六、孤独的人耳朵里总是有耳机的味道。
There is always the smell of headphones in the ears of lonely people.
四七、我有时候真的，不知道自己还有谁。
Sometimes I really don't know who else I am.
四八、君问归期未有期，一片柠檬伴七夕。
You asked if you could come back. A piece of lemon accompanies Tanabata.
四九、一个人不孤单，想念一个人才孤单。
A person is not alone, miss a talent alone.
五零、我还在这里，就差你一个回头。
I'm still here, and I'm missing you.