一、遇到爱占小便宜的人。
People love to take petty advantages.
二、你的丑和你的脸没关系。
You are ugly and your face it doesn't matter.
三、城墙再厚也抵不住你那张脸。
The wall is thicker that face you impetuously.
四、你的长相和智商都挺哈韩的。
You looks and intelligence are quite and Korea.
五、你穿的很危险但长得很安全。
You are wearing is very dangerous but grow very safe.
六、胖是一时的事，矮是一辈子的事。
Fat is a dwarf is a lifetime thing.
七、一脸兴冲冲的，跟喝了尿糖似的。
A face excitedly, and drink the urine sugar.
八、一巴掌把你打到墙上扣都扣不下来。
A slap you hit the button on the wall are not down.
九、查查字典屁眼是啥，你脸就那样的。
The dictionary fart eye is what, you face is like that.
一零、别往上看，只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞。
Don't look up, as long as you look up the ozone layer will hole.
一一、你不是青春期靠后，就是更年期提前了。
You are not a adolescence, is the menopause in advance.
一二、你全家非主流，你妈黒袜子，你爸锡纸头。
Your family non-mainstream, your mama black socks, your daddy head of tin foil.
一三、你很了不起么。不就是有动物保护协会撑？
You are very great? Is it not with the animal protection association?
一四、装可爱的话可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题。
Cute words can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.
一五、你以为四海之内皆你妈啊，处处都得让着你。
Do you think within the four seas are your mama ah, have to let you everywhere.
一六、别人若是说，放屁，你便可以说，你要吃啊。
If others say, break wind, you can say, you want to eat.
一七、幼儿园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头。
Kindergarten level of high school students, congenital disease the frog's head of Mongolia.
一八、树不要皮，必死无疑，人不要脸，天下无敌。
Trees don't skin, will die, the person shameless, world-beater.
一九、你的牙如同天上的繁星，色泽鲜艳，相距甚远。
Your tooth is like the stars in the sky, bright color, a far cry from.
二零、好久没有听到有人能把牛吹得这么清新脱俗了。
Haven't heard anyone can blow the cattle have to be so pure and fresh and free from vulgarity.
二一、这么多年谁一直照顾你啊？我很佩服他的胆量。
Over the years who always take care of you? I admire his courage.
二二、不要以为我不想记住你，就能说明我不讨厌你。
Do not think that I don't want to remember you, can I don't hate you.
二三、不要以为你晒黑了，就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。
Don't think you tanned, can cover up the fact that you're an idiot.
二四、别动不动就说脏话，你把你妈揣兜了随口就说。
Don't easily say dirty words, you put your mama chuai pocket casually said.
二五、每天退化三次的恐龙，人类历史上最强的废物。
Degradation of three times a day the dinosaur, the strongest waste in human history.
二六、你就像根苦瓜，穿得这么清凉，长得这么败火。
You like the root balsam pear, wear so cool and refreshing, grow so relieve inflammation or internal heat.
二七、你这个进化不完全的生命体，基因突变的外星人。
You this evolution is not complete life, the genetic mutation aliens.
二八、要不是老师说不让随地扔垃圾，我早就把你扔了。
If it weren't for the teacher said not to throw garbage everywhere, I already throw you away.
二九、别穿的跟慰安妇似的瞎溜达，手榴弹看到你会自爆。
Don't wear the blind as comfort women, grenades see you will self destruct.
三零、我在你觉得你混的很牛，别忘了当初你是什么狗样。
I in you think you very cow, don't forget to you is what kind of dog.
三一、你光着身子追我两公里，我回一次头都算我是流氓！
You naked chased me two kilometers, I go back to a head is I am a rascal!
三二、你要找人打我吗，快把你村头的猫猫狗狗都叫出来。
Do you want to find someone to play me, get your village head of cats and dogs are called out.
三三、傻逼的人永远都傻，但聪明的人不一定永远都不上当。
Silly force always stupid, but a wise man does not necessarily will never fall for it.
三四、你去过的名胜全部变古迹，你去过的古迹会变成历史。
Have you ever been to places of all sites, have you ever been to the sites will become history.
三五、有种人，必须要人指着他鼻子骂，他才知道骂的是他。
There is a person, must needs, pointing to his nose to scold, and he didn't know he scold.
三六、你这样的女的真够戳的，差点给我隐形眼睛都戳掉了。
A woman like you really enough stamps, almost to my contact lenses are poking out.
三七、看你走个路都昂首挺胸的，怕别人不知道你是飞机场吗。
See you have a walk with pride, afraid of other people don't know that you are the airport, please.
三八、我没认识你之前，我真没发现原来我有以貌取人这毛病。
I didn't know you before, I really didn't realize I have this flaw. Judge a book by its cover
三九、有了钱，你还是一样的肤浅；没了钱，能让你变的那么贱。
With money, you still the same superficial; No money, can let you become so cheap.
四零、别张口闭口的就带着你爹你妈，你那么孝顺出来得瑟什么。
Don't mouth closed with your mother, your daddy what you so filial piety come out to show off in an ostentatious manner.
四一、长得肥头大耳的就不要显摆了，你是无所谓但是影响了市容呀！
Grow a deadly don't show off, you are indifferent but influence the city appearance!
四二、整天跟这个关系好，那个关系好，到头来不过你在别人眼里算什么呢。
All day with the good relations, the relationship is good, but in the end what does that make you in others' eyes.