一、我想我会一直孤单，就这样孤单一辈子。
I think I will always be lonely, so lonely life.
二、祭奠那残存的记忆。回首品你心中那仅有的情。
Memorial to the remnant memory. Looking back on the only feeling in your heart.
三、迩住进我心里面，告诉我什么是思念。
You live in my heart, tell me what is missing.
四、有些人，一旦错过就永远，一转身就是一辈子。
Some people, once missed, will always turn around for a lifetime.
五、我拒绝了所有人的青睐，等你一个不确定的未来。
I refuse everyone's favor, waiting for you to have an uncertain future.
六、你有没有很想，和谁重新认识一次。
Do you really want to meet someone again?
七、老说一人吃饱，全家不饿，单身也有单身的苦。
I always say that one is full, the whole family is not hungry, and single is also single.
八、有的人，曾经是无话不说，最后，却无话可说。
Some people used to be speechless, but in the end they had nothing to say.
九、对你漠不关心，是我的一个假动作。
It's a fake for me to be indifferent to you.
一零、分开后，记得我的好或者记得我就好。
After separating, remember my good or remember me.
一一、对你漠不关怀，是我的一个假动作。
It's a fake for me to be indifferent to you.
一二、男人总喜爱洁净的女人，却总把她们弄脏。
Men always like clean women, but they always make them dirty.
一三、一个萌萌的小仙女，单身待撩，喜欢的抱走。
A sprout little fairy, single to pick up, like to take away.
一四、两人天天在一起，不如分开，距离产生美。
If two people live together, it's better to separate them from each other.
一五、忘不了的不是你的样子，是那些曾经的美好。
It's not what you look like, it's the beauty that once existed.
一六、单身久了，别说拧瓶盖了，消防栓我都能拧开。
If I'm single for a long time, don't twist the cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
一七、有时候，一个人的失踪，孤独了一个世界。
Sometimes, a person's missing, lonely a world.
一八、真正的泪水来自心里，眼睛只是一个出口。
The real tears come from the heart, and the eyes are just an outlet.
一九、狗活到你这年龄早没了，你应该是单身龟。
When a dog lives at your age, you should be a single turtle.
二零、那些年，错过太多。擦干泪，珍惜现在的吧。
Those years, I missed too much. Wipe your tears and cherish the present.
二一、说好一起做单身狗，你却偷偷撩了猫。
When you talk about being a single dog, you sneak up the cat.
二二、和女朋友吵架吵赢的最后都单身了。
Quarrel with my girlfriend and win the battle ended up single.
二三、海底月是天上月，眼前人原来是条单身狗。
The month of the sea is the moon of the sky.
二四、原来我们的罕觏，这一世，只有那么一次。
It turned out that we had only one time.
二五、你不是选择了单身，只是选择了自己想要的爱情。
You choose not to be single, but to choose the love you want.
二六、现在，我还是会看着你的名字，就泪流满面。
Now, I will still look at your name, and I will burst into tears.
二七、单身，是因为心里有人，撑不下第二个人。
Single, because someone in the heart can not support the two person.
二八、迩每个小小的心愿，我都想要去兑现。
Every little wish, I want to cash in.
二九、当香烟爱上火柴，就注定被它伤害。
When a cigarette falls in love with matches, it is destined to be hurt by it.
三零、我暗恋他好久，但我不走到他面前他就看不到我。
I have been secretly in love with him for a long time, but he can't see me before I go to him.
三一、我不是单身狗，我只是风中孤独一匹狼罢了。
I am not a single dog. I am just a wolf in the wind.
三二、说好一起做单身狗，你们却偷偷交了男朋友。
When you talk about being a single dog, you secretly make a boyfriend.
三三、单身是因为上帝觉得你太美，一般的人配不上你。
Single is because God thinks you are too beautiful, ordinary people do not deserve you.
三四、思念就像关不紧的门，空气里有幸福的灰尘。
Missing is like a door that does not close tightly, and there is dust of happiness in the air.
三五、因为寂寞，所以暧昧，因为暧昧，所以更寂寞。
Because of loneliness, so ambiguous, because of ambiguity, so more lonely.
三六、单身有何不可：一个人，干净利落。
Why not be single?
三七、一个人不孤单，想念一个人才孤单。
A person is not alone, missing a talented person alone.
三八、现在颜值高的反而都单身，比如我。
Now they are all single, like me.
三九、来世路上太寂寞，我总得找个人伺候。
The next world is too lonely. I have to find someone to wait on me.
四零、哪里会有人喜欢孤独，不过是不喜欢失望。
Where some people like loneliness, but do not like disappointment.
四一、什么都是莪旳错，所以莪只能微笑着难过。
Everything is my fault, so I can only smile and feel sad.
四二、一个人怕孤单，两个人怕辜负。
One is afraid of loneliness, and the two is afraid of betrayal.
四三、千万别和你女朋友吵架，因为吵赢的都成单身了。
Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because everyone who wins the battle is single.
四四、这么冷的天，单身狗可能会升级为汪汪碎冰冰吧。
On such a cold day, a single dog may escalate into a broken Bing Bing.
四五、对方拒绝了你的狗粮，并踢翻了你的狗盆。
The other party refused your dog food and kicked your dog basin.
四六、教你一招最有效脱离单身狗的方法，做我老婆。
Teach you the best way to get rid of a single dog and be my wife.
四七、当一切都已过去，我知道，我会把你忘记。
When everything is past, I know, I will forget you.
四八、今天我要做俯卧撑，今天先俯卧，明天再撑。
Today I'm going to do push ups. I'll lie prone today and support it tomorrow.
四九、你们发现没，优秀的人普遍单身。
Have you found that good people are generally single?
五零、问世间情人节为何物，直叫人虐死单身狗。
Ask the world what Valentine's Day is, call a person to kill a single dog.
五一、如果没有下个路口，是否我们就会走到最后。
If there is no next intersection, whether we will come to the end.
五二、其实，单身挺好，和谁暧昧都不需要解释。
In fact, single is good, and who is ambiguous, do not need to explain.
五三、看来今年七夕又剩我和你了，我的床啊！
It seems that I left you and my bed on Tanabata this year.
五四、我的爱情在走到悬崖边时，峰回路转。
My love is on the edge of the cliff.
五五、我也想不是一个人，可我一直都是一个人。
I don't think I am a person, but I have always been one person.
五六、我从没想过单身，只是刚好一个人。
I never want to be single, just one person.
五七、秀恩爱没有那么容易，单身狗也有Ta的脾气。
It's not so easy to show love, and a single dog has Ta's temper.
五八、我单身，我骄傲，我为祖国省套套。
I am single, I am proud, I am a condom for the motherland.
五九、只有不伤手的立白，没有不分手的恋。
Only those who do not hurt their hands do not love each other.
六零、情人节一次没有过过，光棍节次次都有我！
Valentine's day has never been, singles day has me!
六一、有人问我，今年情人节怎么过，我说：略过。
Someone asked me, how did Valentine's day pass this year? I said, "skip over."
六二、我为你单身了十年，最后等到一份结婚请柬。
I have been single for you for ten years, and finally wait for a wedding invitation.
六三、别随便跟我说情人节快乐，除非你想跟我过。
Don't tell me happy Valentine's day unless you want to go with me.
六四、我还在这里，就差你一个回头。
I am still here, I will send you back.
六五、千山万水人海中相遇，原来你也在这里。
Mountains and rivers meet in the crowd, so you are here.
六六、我想忘掉你啊，可是连输入法都认得你了。
I want to forget you, but I even know you in the input method.
六七、我从未放弃过爱你，只是从浓烈变的悄无声息。
I never gave up loving you, I just changed from strong to quiet.
六八、一个人的时候怕寂寞，俩个人的时候怕约束。
When a person is afraid of loneliness, he is afraid of restraints when he is alone.
六九、我习惯了无所谓，却不是真的什么都不在乎。
I'm used to it, but I don't really care nothing.
七零、单身挺好，碰到喜欢的人可以名正言顺地心动。
Being single is good. People who like you can speak with sincerity.
七一、是你不够执着，还是我给你的不够深刻。
You are not persistent, or I am not deep enough for you.
七二、嘴上说着单身挺好，可是看到情侣，还是会沉默。
It's nice to be single, but seeing lovers will be silent.
七三、我还是那么没出息，处处留意你的消息。
I am still so hopeless that I take note of your news everywhere.
七四、如果有人抓了你，换我的什么，我都愿意。
If anyone grabs you for anything, I will.
七五、我相信你到怀疑自己，因为我爱你。
I believe you can doubt yourself, because I love you.
七六、跟女朋友吵架吵赢了的，现在基本上都单身了。
Quarreling with my girlfriend and winning the battle, are basically single now.
七七、有一种单身，只是为了等待一个人。
There is a kind of single, just waiting for a person.
七八、单身人群，看似什么都比常人洒脱，也比较坦率。
Single people seem to be more liberal than ordinary people.
七九、他是太阳，他会发光我伸手拥抱他会让我受伤。
He is the sun, he will shine, I will stretch my arms and embrace him, and I will be hurt.
八零、这个夏天我不再是单身狗，请叫我热狗。
This summer I am no longer a single dog. Please call me a hot dog.
八一、别问我为什么单身，优秀，任性！
Do not ask me why I am single, excellent, and capricious!