一、小王留了中分，然后变成了小全。
Xiao Wang left a midpoint and became Xiao Quan.
二、不想颠倒众生，只想颠倒你。
I don't want to upset all living beings, I just want to upset you.
三、想见到你，独占你的目光。
Want to see you, monopolize your eyes.
四、先生，我能做你未来的夫人嘛。
Sir, I can be your future wife.
五、生活需要一点柔软，比如大胸。
Life needs a little softness, like a big chest.
六、也好想谈个恋爱，被人宠成小朋友。
Also want to talk about a love, be spoiled as a child.
七、这世道太乱，你不妨跟了我。
It's a messy world. You might as well follow me.
八、待你长发及腰，肯定分叉不少。
When you have long hair and waist, there must be a lot of bifurcation.
九、给你两个选择：吃屎或喜欢我。
Give you two choices: eat shit or like me.
一零、建议你喜欢我，我回消息贼快。
I suggest you like me. I'll get back to you soon.
一一、怎么泡男孩子啊，水温多少合适。
How to soak boys? The water temperature is more or less suitable.
一二、像我这种人才，到哪都吃的开。
Talents like me eat everywhere.
一三、你那么迷人，怎么不会心动。
You are so charming, how can you not be heartbeat?
一四、你不是别人的，我就很开心。
You're not someone else. I'm happy.
一五、今天好想你，明天更想你。
I miss you today, but I miss you more tomorrow.
一六、生活不能给你的甜，或许我可以。
Life can't give you sweet, maybe I can.
一七、零食有什么好吃的，我更喜欢吃你。
What's good about snacks? I prefer to eat you.
一八、我可能是盐吃多了，闲的总是想你。
I may have eaten too much salt, but I always miss you when I am idle.
一九、我是可爱的女孩子，你是可爱。
I am a lovely girl, you are lovely.
二零、我不在的日子里，地球很危险。
The earth is dangerous in my absence.
二一、我为你着了魔，你必须奖励我。
I am enchanted with you. You must reward me.
二二、你烦我，你再烦我，你就娶我。
If you bother me, if you bother me again, you will marry me.
二三、人在做天在看，我做事要你管。
People are watching in the sky. I want you to take care of what I do.
二四、多想看轻自己，可我的体重不允许。
I want to think less of myself, but my weight is not allowed.
二五、你的伞下有我，我的心上有你。
You have me under your umbrella and you in my heart.
二六、答应我，你的嘴只用来吃饭。
Promise me, your mouth is only for eating.
二七、你快点偷亲我，我眼睛都闭好了。
You kiss me quickly, my eyes are closed.
二八、我有一卡车的娇，无处可撒。
I have a truck of charming, there is no place to scatter.
二九、我的软我的甜，仅对你一人可见。
My softness and my sweetness are only visible to you.
三零、人生建议，养一只可爱的我。
Life advice, keep a lovely me.
三一、以公主之名，判你爱我无期徒刑。
In the name of the princess, you shall be sentenced to life imprisonment for loving me.
三二、想和你在一起，把蠢传染给你。
I want to be with you and spread stupidity to you.
三三、幸福，就是找一个的人过一辈子。
Happiness is to find a person for a lifetime.
三四、谁有多余的老公，今天借我一个。
Who has a spare husband? Lend me one today.
三五、你眼里有星星，而我是月亮。
You have stars in your eyes, and I am the moon.
三六、原来地久天长，只是误会一场。
It was a long time ago, but a misunderstanding.
三七、叮咚，你有新的爱意请查收获。
Dingdong, if you have new love, please harvest it.
三八、敢问公子，小女子该如何博你欢心。
Ask your son, how can a little girl please you?
三九、说那么多暗语也敌不过，我喜欢你。
Speaking so much secret language is no match. I like you.
四零、我不会去接你的，你死在幼儿园吧。
I'm not going to pick you up. You're dead in kindergarten.
四一、你远近都迷人，我横竖都喜欢。
You are fascinating far and near, I like it vertically.
四二、不熟没关系，叫我小仙女就好。
It doesn't matter if I'm not familiar. Just call me a fairy.
四三、哪里都长脂肪了，除了咱的胸部。
There's fat everywhere except our breasts.
四四、我要去宇宙了，回来摘星星给你。
I'm going to the universe. Come back and pick the stars for you.
四五、你要是听话，就给你一个么么哒。
If you are obedient, what will you get?
四六、我偏偏无理取闹，除非先生抱抱。
I'm just making trouble for no reason, unless my husband embraces me.
四七、美貌是种罪孽，暴雪也无法掩埋。
Beauty is a sin, and Blizzard cannot be buried.
四八、熟读情诗三百首，撩遍天下无敌手。
Read 三零零 love poems well, and they are invincible all over the world.
四九、情不知所起，爱上就死磕到底。
If you don't know what to do, you'll fall in love and die.
五零、恋爱可以不谈，钱，不能没有。
Love can not be talked about, money, can not be without.
五一、美的不可方物，骚的不知所云。
Beauty can't be seen without knowing.
五二、开始降温了，你可以抱抱我。
It's starting to cool down. You can hug me.
五三、感情向来叫人心酸，就如你一般。
Emotions have always been sour, just like you.
五四、江湖不好混，躲我被窝吧。
It's not easy to mix up rivers and lakes. Hide me.
五五、我只要吃得够快，脂肪就追不上我。
As long as I eat fast enough, fat won't catch up with me.
五六、小女子很有才，是公子配不上我。
The young woman is very talented, and the male son does not match me.
五七、你无意间一笑，惹了我一场心动。
You inadvertently laughed, causing me a heartbeat.
五八、想嫁给你，然后收点彩礼费。
Want to marry you, and then collect some gifts.
五九、别陪我熬夜，我怕我会喜欢上你。
Don't stay up with me, I'm afraid I'll like you.
六零、希望合适，和喜欢能撞个满怀。
Hope that the right, and like to bump into full.
六一、只许州官放火，不许你离开我。
Only state officials can set fire, and you are not allowed to leave me.
六二、哇，想改一改了，能不能粘人。
Wow, I want to change it. Can I stick to people?
六三、我真是活腻了，请直接爱死我。
I'm really tired of living. Please love me directly.
六四、往后余生，暴瘦是我，有钱也是我。
For the rest of my life, being thin is me, and being rich is me.
六五、滴，汇报一下，今天也很喜欢你呢。
Tell me about it. I like you very much today.
六六、处对象吗，分手割腕的那种。
Do you deal with the object, the kind of breaking up and cutting your wrists?
六七、个人简介，性别女，爱好你。
Personal profile, sex girl, like you.
六八、你一笑我就垮掉，心扑通扑通乱跳。
As soon as you laugh, I collapse and my heart beats wildly.
六九、叮咚，你有新的爱意请注意查收。
Dingdong, if you have new love, please check it carefully.
七零、别问我有多爱你，春梦对象都是你。
Don't ask me how much I love you, you are the object of spring dreams.