一、男人的人生理想是有钱、有后。男人喜欢的女人要“有前有后”。
The ideal of a man's life is to be rich and prosperous. Men like women who want to be "before and after".
二、花开一季，叶落一地，到最后，还是没有等到你。
Flowers blossom a season, leaves fall to the ground, in the end, or did not wait for you.
三、病毒爱上我的电脑，我只能成全他们。
Viruses love my computer, and I can only do them all.
四、世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，可最终是那帮孙子们的。
The world is ours and our sons, but ultimately the grandchildren.
五、现实就是这样、没有半点留情、你不争就得输。
That's the reality. Without a little mercy, you have to lose if you don't argue.
六、不是我的我绝不要，是我的拼了命都要守好。
It's not me. I never want to. It's me who's trying hard to keep it.
七、流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化。
Hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid of being cultured.
八、我对你再好，也抵不过她偶尔对你的回眸一笑。
No matter how good I am to you, I can't stand her occasional glance back at you.
九、给你东西你得珍惜，特别是脸！
Give you something to cherish, especially the face!
一零、笑脸看你，你的笑靥如花，我只是沐浴在你的春天里。
Look at you with a smile. Your smile is like a flower. I am just bathing in your spring.
一一、要么忍,要么残忍,做人要狠,在这肮脏的社会才站得稳。
Either endure, or cruel, to be ruthless, in this dirty society to stand firm.
一二、做个俗人，浪荡不羁，灯红酒绿，清酒相伴，不谈厮守。
Be a vulgar person, unrestrained, light red wine green, sake accompanied, do not talk about together.
一三、为什么别人看到我就想吐啊，是不是因为我太帅了。
Why do people want to throw up when they see me? Is it because I'm so handsome?
一四、不发生点烂事，永远看不清身边人的模样。
If nothing bad happens, you will never be able to see the people around you.
一五、长得漂亮有什么了不起，别人总是这样对我说。
What's great about being beautiful? People always say that to me.
一六、生气归生气，大哥永远不可能不爱你。
Angry, angry, big brother can never love you.
一七、你走了，我很痛苦，以后放的屁就只有我一个人闻了。
You left, I am very painful, after the fart only I smelled.
一八、别人都是笑起来很好看，我却不一样，我是看起来很好笑。
Everyone else laughs very well, but I am different. I look funny.
一九、当手一握住鼠标，就失去做作业的意志了。
When you hold the mouse in your hand, you lose the will to do your homework.
二零、你躲在角落，凭什么奢求世界给你万众瞩目。
Why do you hide in the corner and expect the world to attract your attention?
二一、一觉醒来我以为我长高了，原来是被子盖横了。
When I woke up, I thought I was taller. It was the quilt that covered me.
二二、有时像患了忧郁症一样，会突然心情不好。
Sometimes, like suffering from depression, suddenly feel bad.
二三、从小学到大学，唯一不变的就是一颗不想念书的心。
From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that does not want to study.
二四、最痛的距离，是你不在我身边却在我心里。
The most painful distance is that you are not in my side but in my heart.
二五、您教导我们不要说废话，可在我眼里您说的全是废话!
You teach us not to talk nonsense, but in my eyes you are talking nonsense!
二六、决定放弃了的事，就放弃得干干净净，别拖泥带水。
If you decide to give up something, you should give it up cleanly. Don't drag it along.
二七、其实我回头率挺高的，看到帅哥一定会回头。
Actually, I have a high turnaround rate. I'm sure I'll turn around when I see a handsome man.
二八、世界快末日了，有件事情我一直瞒着你，其实我是奥特曼。
The world is coming to an end. I keep something from you. In fact, I am Altman.
二九、有钱才敢做最真实的自己，没钱只能做讨人喜欢的自己！
Only when you have money can you be the most authentic self, but when you have no money, you can only be a likable self!
三零、真正的信任，就是你说：我放了个不臭的屁，她绝不捂鼻子。
Trust is what you say: I put a non-stinking fart, she never covered her nose.
三一、每个孤寂人的心里都有一座城，城里都有一个无法触及的人。
Every lonely man has a city in his heart, and there is a man in the city that cannot be touched.
三二、世界那么大能认识你，我觉得好不幸。
It's unfortunate that the world knows you so well.
三三、人魔不是天生的，他是被堕落的人心嘴脸给逼出来的。
The demon is not born, he is forced out by the depraved people's hearts and faces.
三四、其实，很多有时候你自以为是很好的关系也就那么回事。
In fact, there are many times when you think you have a good relationship.
三五、谁他二大爷的告诉我诺基亚能砸核桃，现在黑屏了。
Who told me that Nokia could smash walnuts? Now it's black.
三六、如果有钱是一种错，我宁愿一错再错！
If money is a mistake, I would rather make one mistake and then another!
三七、任何人工智能都敌不过阁下这款天然傻瓜。
No artificial intelligence can match your natural fool.
三八、请收起你那副姿态，不要以为很了解我。
Please put away your posture and don't think you know me very well.
三九、看清对你好的，记得被谁咬了。
See what's good for you and remember who bit you.
四零、就算没有结局，也会用力把你抱在怀里。
Even if there is no ending, you will be held in your arms.
四一、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是颗蛋呢?
When the old lady changed into a swan, you were still an egg?
四二、不是每句对不起就能给你一个没关联，有时候会是一巴掌。
Not every sorry sentence can give you an irrelevant, sometimes a slap.
四三、网络只是一条线，删了就断了。
The network is just a line, deleted and cut off.
四四、还没来得急沾花捻草，就已经被别人拔光了。
Before we rush to get twisted flowers and grass, we have been pulled out by others.
四五、凭什么我没有一个美得惊世骇俗的同桌，而我同桌却有。
Why don't I have a beautiful and shocking deskmate, but I have one.